Hallo. I like taking pictures. Also, narwhals. I really like narwhals. If you’re wondering how to pronounce my name, it rhymes with “yarn”. As in: “sharn”. It always confuses people at Starbucks too; don’t worry. One time, a barista wrote “Shark” on my hot chocolate cup. That was kind of rad. If I ever started a gang, I would probably make sure that was my gang name. I feel like nobody would mess with someone named “Shark”. Except maybe Martin Brody.

If you’re still reading this, it’s probably a good sign that we should be working together. Just call the number below and say “macaroni”. That’s all you have to do.

I am currently out adventuring, but otherwise you can probably find me in NYC or Toronto.

e. sianmelton@gmail.com
t. 347.821.6157